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(After the last review, yes, I'll be going uncensored in terms of language for future reviews. You have been warned.)
Well, here we are back in the gutter again. You know, as I was in need of adhesive glue at the time to repair something (don't ask) I started thinking about this episode, and ugh... I just want to get it over and done with as soon as possible. Not only does a certain bad friend cause all this mess to begin with, but we also get a message in this episode almost as bad as what they've been trying to go over in Freak City. So why not take care of the trash now...
"Stuck in the Wringer"
We open with SpongeBob taking a shower. We get a filler of something that's supposed to be comedy, and eventually SpongeBob finds himself stuck in between his wringer. Then Patrick comes in looking for his rubber duck. This apparently is what made SpongeBob jump, slip on the soap and get stuck in there to begin with. When Patrick sees this, he...
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...he puts forever glue on him and gets him stuck forever.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? You realize he was in a jam, stuck in the thing, right? And you glue him to it, thinking it'll be all better??? Patrick, what the fuck is wrong with you? 
Of course, SpongeBob is worried about being late for work. He manages to pull himself up from the ground but now has to deal with that thing around him thanks to his so-called best friend. =_=
At the Krusty Krab, the wringer proves to be a disaster.
One example of this is when SpongeBob squirts mustard into Squidward's eyes, causing them to...
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Oh my god, what the hell just happened!?!?! Uggghh, I had to turn away for that part... ><
*peeks to what's up*
Ah! >< It's The Splinter and Squid's Visit all over again!
Anywho, the wringer proves to be complete disaster as the Krusty Krab goes complete bust.
"Here, Mr. Krabs. I'll help."
"Help!? I think you've helped quite enough today!"
SpongeBob gets kicked out and bumps right into the antichrist behind all this suffering.
"Hey, don't go crying on me. Crying never solves anything."
Anyone wanna remember this one for me? Because this is going to lead to something later on...
They head to Super Weenie Hut Jr's where they snack on ice cream to perk SpongeBob up.
Ech, just watching him trying to swallow the thing is just as hard to watch as the shit earlier at the Krusty Krab...
"You know what? Forget this place."
Says the fat waste of space who eats up his friend's ice cream as they leave. -_-
At the carnival, SpongeBob puts up with even more misfortunes due to that damn wringer. And while the disabled one is suffering and faces a black eye, the terrible friend over here is having the time of his life. Ultimately, SpongeBob is pissed as he calls off Patrick for his wrongdoing. And this catches the attention of everyone else in the park as they close in to witness it all.
"If it wasn't for your forever glue, I wouldn't be stuck to this thing!"
"I was only trying to help..."
"Help!? I think you've helped quite enough today!"
Wow, deja vu.
Patrick gets the message and leave, much to the people's disappointment.
"You know kid, your body isn't the problem. It's your heart. You deserve what you've gotten."
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. You guys were hyping in on this just a moment ago! And in case you missed it, PATRICK is the one they should be scolding, considering he's been making SpongeBob's day a living hell! What a bunch of fucking HYPOCRITES!
Eventually we get to the end of this episode as Patrick finds SpongeBob sitting alone in the dark room watching TV. He begins to tear up as it dissolves the glue. They both begin to cry as the glue breaks apart and gets SpongeBob free from the wringer, and then...
"I guess crying does solve your problems after all!"
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Yeah... that's REALLY what they're going with....
NOT ONLY IS THIS THE MOST ABSURD THING I'VE EVER HEARD, THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST UNREALISTIC AND STUPID FUCKING MESSAGE TO EVER BE BROUGHT INTO THE MEDIA!
Ugh.. And he's saying this DIRECTLY TO THE VIEWERS, NONTHELESS!
Alright, this episode is just TERRIBLE! Aside from that huge face slapper, this episode is just riddled with sheer stupidity, unneeded hypocrisy, and overall, the episode just falls flat on it's face, and in the end, it's all basically another terrible day in the modern SpongeBob era.
This has been Dan's Mind. Thanks for listening.
Ugh, I'm out of here...